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Markus Krebs: „Ich brauche Urlaub erst wieder 2027“

Comedian Markus Krebs zieht es mit seiner „Best of“-Tour ins Freie. Der Duisburger spielt mehrere Termine in der Region.

Comedian Markus Krebs zieht es mit seiner „Best of“-Tour ins Freie. Der Duisburger spielt mehrere Termine in der Region.

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Essen.  Markus Krebs füllt mit seinem pointenreichen Programm Hallen. Im Interview verrät er, was einen Witz ausmacht und wie humorvoll Katzen sind.

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Markus Krebs live:

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