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Wann Ingmar Stadelmann letztmals richtig „verschissen“ hat

Ingmar Stadelmann schielt immer mit mindestens einem Auge auf kritische Zustände in der Gesellschaft.

Ingmar Stadelmann schielt immer mit mindestens einem Auge auf kritische Zustände in der Gesellschaft.

Foto: Robert Maschke / HB MANAGEMENT

Essen.  In seinem neuen Programm „Verschissmus“ thematisiert Ingmar Stadelmann aktuelle politische Entwicklungen. Der Komiker im Interview.

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