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Geschichten aus dem Klinik-Alltag: die Gesundheits- und Krankenpflegerin Jaqueline Naudszus.

Geschichten aus dem Klinik-Alltag: die Gesundheits- und Krankenpflegerin Jaqueline Naudszus.

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Dortmund.  Das Klinikum Dortmund lud erstmals zum „Doc Slam“: Drei Ärzte und eine Krankenschwester machen Kabarett, ein Anästhesist erzählt „viel Scheiße“.

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Mediziner tauschen die Spritze gegen das Mikrofon

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Herr Fieber über Aristoteles: Das Hirn ist zum Kühlen des Herzens da

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Zitterrochen gegen Kopfschmerzen

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Arzt: Mit „Super-Stuhl“ ist gutes Geld zu verdienen

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Angehörige bringen Schwester Jaqueline an den Rand des perfektes Mordes

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