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Kreisliga-Sprüche: „Wir müssen morgen alle wieder arbeiten!“

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Alex Gierse (rechts), Stürmer des Fußball-A-Kreisligisten TuS Rumbeck, stellt die aus seiner Sicht zehn besten Kreisliga-Sprüche vor.

Alex Gierse (rechts), Stürmer des Fußball-A-Kreisligisten TuS Rumbeck, stellt die aus seiner Sicht zehn besten Kreisliga-Sprüche vor.

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Arnsberg-Rumbeck.  „Der hat schon mal höher gespielt“ oder „Was Du nicht siehst, kannst Du nicht halten“: Das sind die 10 besten Sprüche aus den Fußball-Kreisligen:

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