Kolumne 1911 Freunde

Von Tretern, Seuchenvögeln und Ausredenkönigen

Lesedauer: 4 Minuten
Autsch! Der Spielertyp „Treter“ nimmt selten Rücksicht auf das Wohlbefinden seiner Gegenspieler.

Autsch! Der Spielertyp „Treter“ nimmt selten Rücksicht auf das Wohlbefinden seiner Gegenspieler.

Foto: Christoph Reichwein / imago

Bottrop.  Jeder kennt sie, die Stereotypen eines Fußballteams. Sie sorgen für die besonderen Momente, die Lacher, aber auch für manch einen blauen Fleck.

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