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Ausreden der Amateurfußballer: Wenn die Katze Durchfall hat

Daniel Griese, der Trainer des BV Rentfort III, musste sich als Absage eines Spielers schon anhören, dass dessen Hund kastriert worden sei

Daniel Griese, der Trainer des BV Rentfort III, musste sich als Absage eines Spielers schon anhören, dass dessen Hund kastriert worden sei

Foto: Oliver Mengedoht

Gladbeck.  Kuriose Gladbecker Ausreden, um nicht zum Training oder Spiel zu kommen. Ein FSM-Spieler hat zwei Monate lang seinen Heiratsantrag vorbereitet.

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Der Spieler, der sich auf der Sonnenbank verbrannt hat...

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