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Weihnachtsbaumschlagen auf dem Hof Hinnebecke in Wetter

Voller Einsatz: Halb unter dem Objekt der Begierde liegend, macht sich Mitarbeiter Joel Klaas mithilfe von Iris Reschop daran, den Weihnachtsbaum mit der Säge zu fällen.  

Voller Einsatz: Halb unter dem Objekt der Begierde liegend, macht sich Mitarbeiter Joel Klaas mithilfe von Iris Reschop daran, den Weihnachtsbaum mit der Säge zu fällen.  

Foto: Yvonne Held

Wetter.  Den Weihnachtsbaum selbst schlagen: Das kann ja nicht so schwer sein. Das dachte sich auch Redaktionsmitarbeiter Joel Klaas und machte den Test.

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Diplomatischer Aufmunterungsversuch

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