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René Steinberg tänzelt als „BVB-Rocky“ ins Stadion

Ja, da issa dabei! Kabarettist, Radio-Satiriker und BVB-Fan René Steinberg aus Mülheim scherzte beim Sommertheater im Oberhausener Stadion Niederrhein.

Ja, da issa dabei! Kabarettist, Radio-Satiriker und BVB-Fan René Steinberg aus Mülheim scherzte beim Sommertheater im Oberhausener Stadion Niederrhein.

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Oberhausen.  Beim Sommertheater in Oberhausen verbindet René Steinberg aktuellen und klassischen Schabernack. Nicht alle Ideen löst er von der Radio-Rolle.

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