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Kreuztal: Affentheater im völlig ausverkauften Campus

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Affentheater: Herbert Knebel, Ozzy Ostermann, der Trainer, Ernst (von links).

Affentheater: Herbert Knebel, Ozzy Ostermann, der Trainer, Ernst (von links).

Foto: Wolfgang Leipold

Buschhütten.  Wat hamse aufm Grill vom Karle Forma, fragt Herbert Knebel. Mit seinen drei Kollegen sagt er im Campus Buschhütten: „Fahr zur Hölle, Baby“.

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