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WM-Orakel Tiffy spricht – doch keiner versteht

WM-Orakel Tiffy sagt voraus, wie das Finale Deutschland - Argentinien ausgeht. Der Spruch ist makellos: Es weiß nur leider niemand, was er zu bedeuten hat.

WM-Orakel Tiffy sagt voraus, wie das Finale Deutschland - Argentinien ausgeht. Der Spruch ist makellos: Es weiß nur leider niemand, was er zu bedeuten hat.

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Siegen.   In seiner grenzenlosen Weisheit hat unser WM-Orakel, Collie Tiffy, seinen Spruch über den Ausgang des WM-Finales gefällt. Das Votum fällt eindeutig aus. Leider jedoch vermag niemand in der Redaktion die Zeichen zu deuten. Lesen Sie selbst.

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