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Quickies im ausverkauften Bürgerhaus in Velbert-Langenberg

Die beiden Komödianten Heiko Seidel (links) und Martin Maier-Bode stellen im Kom(m)ödchen-Programm eine Pressekonferenz der Polizei dar.

Die beiden Komödianten Heiko Seidel (links) und Martin Maier-Bode stellen im Kom(m)ödchen-Programm eine Pressekonferenz der Polizei dar.

Foto: Ulrich Bangert / FUNKE Foto Services

Langenberg.  Im Bürgerhaus in Velbert-Langenberg war das Ensemble des Kom(m)ödchens aus Düsseldorf zu Gast. Die „Quickies“ begeisterten die Besucher.

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Klimawandel und Fußball, Kirche und Polizei

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Langenberger freuen sich jedes Jahr auf das Kom(m)ödchen

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